你猜我看到什么/王平中(赵金基译）

程思良

你猜我看到什么/王平中
　　
　　我同老公吵架后，一气之下从楼顶跳下去。
　　瞧见——
　　七楼：男人按着女人暴打……
　　六楼：女人指着男人臭骂……
　　五楼：女人将麻将摔了一地……
　　四楼：男主人破门而入，床上男女瑟瑟发抖……
　　三楼：……
　　唉，家家都有本难念的经，我有啥想不开呢？
　　可我还在往下坠……
　　别怕，我是只壁虎！
　　
　　What a View!
　　
　　By Wang Pingzhong
　　
　　After a violent quarrel with my husband, I flew into a temper and jumped down from the top of the building.
　　What a view!
　　In the seventh floor, a man was beating his wife harshly.
　　In the sixth floor, a woman was swearing at his husband badly.
　　In the fifth floor, a woman was throwing mahjong tiles all over the carpet.
　　In the fourth floor, a man was breaking down the door, while his wife was shivering in bed with another man.
　　In the third floor …
　　Alas! Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. Why kill myself?
　　But I was dropping down and down.
　　Don’t cry for me. I am a gecko.
　　

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